Merdazzurri!
8.00 am: Mourinho stands up and says I love you softly in the mirror.
8.30 am: Adriano closed the nightclub and goes to the training (usually falls asleep while driving).
9.00 am: The players arrive at training camp. Muntari asks if he can help you with Materazzi
the language as it is the only Italian. After five minutes left to lose, offers a dictionary and asks Materazzi Javier Zanetti.
10.00: Mancini calls this month to find out why he was not credited with the salary, since it must pay the beautician. Mourinho Mancini and responds immediately hang up and call on the phone crying to Moratti: "You told me that what was over !!!".
10:10 am: Quaresma Trivela test. Three dead pigeons.
10:20 am, a fan boy scout helps Figo cross the road and get training.
10.30: Mourinho test pattern "ball to Ibrahimovic, and that God send good ".
11.00: Quaresma Trivela the proof. Serious bodily injury to a worker who was working on a scaffolding near.
14.00: Cordoba, Materazzi, Samuel and organize a nice slaughterhouse at mid-court with the boys of spring and then present their new book, written with several coats of some non-EU immigrants, titled "So whatever happens we can not expel."
15.00: Mourinho sends a love letter.
15.30: Quaresma riririprova the Trivela. Figo hit the catheter.
16.00: Mourinho test pattern "Ibra you think about it."
17.00: Burdisso with a stop to follow marks the intersection opposite.
at 17.15: Quaresma ririririprova the Trivela. Mourinho makes him notice that they ran out of balloons, which can not always recover in Malpensa and brown slightly broken.
18.00: Adriano arrives and asks what time you eat.
at 18:15: Mourinho questions the players. When asked: "So you guys have figured out what to do," all in chorus, "We give the ball to Ibrahimovic. All but Materazzi answered "present."
18.30: The players return to their homes, the Hollywood back Adriano, Figo hospice.
at 22.00: Mourinho repeatedly make love with him same and at the end it says "You were magnificent as always."
24.00: in bed, unseen by anyone, almost in silence, Quaresma is a Trivela.
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