Inter WC is a company specialized in clandestine funeral evil eye and bad luck. Its coverage of the official football club, coached by Jose Mourinho. His full name is International for its high number of foreigners. In a recent friendly game reserved only for card holders are Italian Inter fielded in the field the 1-1-1 formation: Toldo in goal, defense and mattresses in the second masseur centroattacco (before Balotelli come of age).
BIRTH
Inter born by mistake (which lies in the chosen name, Internazionale) March 9, 1908, by a group of people considered "very intelligent" (sunset, in line with the rest of one to six) , who understood that Milan was not worth anything. Indeed, the Prophet Joseph Prisco said that they had started from scratch and not ashamed to hide their humble origins. The celebrations were held in the Bar of a famous local Giambellino in Milan, whose particularity was to have the walls covered with mirrors to simulate the presence of a multitude of people. The creature was born into the restaurant "The Clock" why not wait to create the entire toilet.
Cerutti Gino, the former president as a good omen decided to organize a round of football in the room, but 10 seconds after the ball crashed against the huge mirror that covered the surrounding walls and broke up into billions of pieces. The ball broke to the impact going to hit a waiter, who stumbled on Bausch, the black cat of the owner of the restaurant, he slipped under a ladder and fall down the jar full of oil that was carrying all of the contents spilling onto the floor and on members of the new company, thus proceeding to a kind of baptism.
Inter proverbial bad luck comes from this, since its inception the bad luck he will leave if the addocchiata and difficult escape.
The successes of snacks and Compagnucci
Thanks to a secret agreement with AC Milan and Juventus with whom he shared the Inter black stripes on the uniforms and the desire to obtain easy success in the Italian league, Inter managed to get their piece of cake. The conspiracy formed by these three "enemies of facade" Inter yielded the capture of a large number of badges stolen from other Italian clubs that remained outside this circuit, and scores with "Compagnucci of snacks" of AC Milan and Juve. The hunger for success of the growing year by year, the Nerazzurri were not satisfied to win a flag every time, so, jealous cousins \u200b\u200bRossoneri reap success not only in the country (mainly dominated by Juventus), both in Europe, decided to aim high and too unwilling to settle most of their small share of the booty ...
The resurrection and the advent of the San Guido Rossi
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Telecom Italy Moratti: Telecom Italy Moratti
The spell was broken only in 2005, when President Massimo Moratti thanks to interceptions carried out by his own company Telephone, Telecom, managed to dethrone AC Milan, Juventus and the roles of Queen and Viceroy of the Italian football league, and become absolute ruler of the scene thanks to the providential help of San Guido Rossi, Vice President of Inter and later CEO of Telecom, which at that time assumed the role of Special Commissioner of the Football Association. With a clever move, Guido Rossi, thanks to the fundamental and consultations with three mysterious phantom tests (Luisito Suarez, and Enrico Bertolino Mariolino course) managed to magically deliver the Scudetto on the field honestly stolen from Juve to Inter's. With skillful orchestra conducted by San Guido Rossi has taken away the beloved one-year Juventus, the infamous beheading senior management (the well-known gangster Luciano Moggi, Antonio Giraudo &) and purchase two players (Ibrahimovic and Vieira) as a nice counterpart deMEANIzzando technical and AC Milan in order to get a free pass for the victory of the season (the league composed of recyclable materials such as plastic, cardboard, wood, tin, glass, paper, etc.)
Inter so he could finally bear the shield of cardboard and the following season and penalized by eliminating all other opponents in life, leaving only three teams of satellite Compagnucci of snacks. The Nerazzurri were able to triumph so honestly and deserved to win their fifteenth Sculetto, in a league full of pitfalls and laborious (30 matches won out of 38), in which the team proceeded like a steamroller eliminating and humiliating time to time important teams such as Empoli, Ascoli, Chievo Verona, Siena, Messina, Catania, Livorno, Albinoleffe, Poggibonsi, Sanremo, Cabins FC Sanpippese, Sco-Reggina and Reggiana.
"The championship Put it in the ass"
- Massimo Ambrosini after the victory of the 2006/2007 Champion's League by AC Milan.
Unfortunately, the idiocy characteristic of this team did not give up even in the face of the abuses and magheggi Brigade Moratti that although the penalty imposed for the tricks of the Milan failed to limit the political power of the Milan team that incredibly found himself participate in the Champions League and how from prophecy to win it, by going through the celebration of Inter. The Gospel of
Moratti
After martirtii suffered from the International Water Cleaning (or according to other interpretations, Water Closet), but especially by Massimo Moratti rotten teeth, the presindentissimo, in collaboration with the saints and martyrs Lele MarcoTronchetto and under the supervision of Pope Pius Shield (in the world known as San Guido Rossi) has decided to write a gospel.
"Blessed are you when men revile you and persecute you and utter all kinds of evil against you because of Moggi. Blessed are those who communicate with Seedorf and Coco Carini with Cannavaro and forgiveness for the fault of the referees. Blessed are those who sell Roberto Simeone and Carlos, but they keep the piston and Centofanti. Blessed are those who, honestly, make passports and driving licenses to avoid crowds of paper work. Blessed are those who understand, (even if late ten years), who spend the same amount for Ibrahimovic, or the sum of plus Tiago Almiron is not the same thing. If you have a good spring, but its value will be good, if you have a bad spring, its value is always good. You brood of vipers, how can you say good things, you are evil? Only the mouth of honest speaking from the fullness of the heart. Why then look at the speck in your brother, but you can not see the plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the beam from your eye and then sings "not steal". Blessed are those who have the largest balance sheet deficit, the debt will never be forgiven. Beware, however, from practicing your deeds before men to be seen of them, otherwise you will have no reward. Why do you offer a contract to Moggi secretly and then refused. Do not think that I have come to abolish the law. In what we thought Calciopoli. You will hear tapping selected but never understand, I look at the papers, but you will not see illicit. But blessed are your eyes because they see and your ears because they hear. Blessed are the newspapers, however, who understood that Moggi is the devil, while Oriali is the Prodigal Son. You have heard that it was said: Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, but I tell you not to resist evil: but if one strikes you on the right cheek, you turn to him the other also, and who wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him the mantle. So then, theoretically, everything can be taken. Do not lay up treasures in your wall trophies. Guido Rossi Ask and you shall receive, seek and you will find with Telecom, so that everyone who asks receives, and he who seeks finds. Blessed, then, those who celebrate a championship on the field at a table because there would never have succeeded. So I say do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow has its own evil. Each day has enough trouble of its. Look at me: I bought randomly, but samples sold at the table, I have already won a championship and now I also want the 2002 because: blessed are the third field if ... ... ... ... at the table will be the first. "
CURIOSITY '
* Supporters of inter cheering ... not deny
* Massimo Moratti, Branca and Lele Oriali have decided to open an institute release stolen passports and driving licenses. For information, contact Don and ask for Inter Lele.
* The new coach Jose Mourinho wants at all costs midfielder Marek Hamsik of Napoli. But the Slovak replied immediately: "Mourinho zuc't or limon." And Mourinho just to satisfy him if he is still zucando in the vain hope of having a Milan. It continues to zucarsi.
* Inter different occasions that are celebrated throughout the year, the most important is May 5, the day when he lost the Scudetto on the final day of the season. The fans cheered their favorites, ringranziandoli have stretched their agony (and the subsequent exorcism of another victory for Milan in the Champions Cup) before they continue to proudly boast the same.
* One of the particularities of this club is to buy different samples, paying exorbitant amounts, which then fell just beginning to play with the Nerazzurri shirt. When the market value began to drop dramatically at this point the company decides to sell out and with certainty almost mathematical, they regain their status as champions, and in some cases convert even the world champions.
* is on sale the new DVD "The best referrals from the bottom of the whole", since even if they had to do a victory would be enough on a floppy.
* Inter are the only team to have won a world championship, the 2006, only by fax.
* laugh at misfortune of Inter is the only thing that manages to combine, really, the people of Italian football.
favorite game of the Inter
favorite game of the Inter
* Inter winning the Scudetto in 2006-07, was recently proclaimed "the only team Italian "to have won the Scudetto with competition from Empoli and Livorno, which, not having a team of saints like St. Peter, Ronaldinho or Maradona God, have not stood the psychological (and physical) of a certain Marco Materazzi , WWE professional wrestler.
* Some cigarette manufacturers have decided to write about the packages you no longer smoke kills, but Marco Materazzi kills.
* Same Materazzi, after the well-known praise directed with style to Zidane's sister, who had responded so rude to him too, he wanted to do the same thing with Fernando Torres at Liverpool Feb. 19, 2008, but the cunning of the center of the Reds forced him to leave the field after just 30 minutes of play. * Be Inter tow
ago because women love defenseless puppies.
* After winning four Italian Cups, 10 league titles and two Champions League, a whole off the Playstation and go to sleep.
* The team is remembered as the one that "has never been in Serie B," although it is preferable to the classic "never say never."
* It is well known that the few who follow the emo football tifino placed Inter, in order to have a reason to get depressed.
* To bring the emo football and Inter, the management provides a set of razor blades "Miracle Blade III" for every emo going to see the Champions League Inter commonly called "Day of Suffering"
* It is rumored that Moratti, known sexual pervert, Inter have bought only to experience an extreme masochism. * Last year the Inter
uses two links, one with the red cross, to be better targeted by stray bullets fired from a saint while watching their games, and the other shirt, the classic blue and black stripes, procreate by the Supreme listening to the immense crap for Mancini trying to ask a player more, because in that role players are under 10. In addition on both the links are also a piece of cardboard colored green, white and red, which they pretend to be a championship, won on the field against Torino, Albisola, Pizzighettone, Pro Vasto Cione Pro, Pro and Cons Real Marcianise.
* Normally, each time a player gets injured or is disqualified, Roberto Mancini is usually call for reinforcements to Massimo Moratti, who generously agree.
* The team has had in its ranks, the famous Brazilian Adriano Leite Ribeiro, known for its outstanding performance in the disco (his real playing field), twice (consecutive) winner of the GOLDEN DRUM, best of the year award for professional players (outside the green rectangle).
* It is said that modern dictators seek to persuade the people to cheer Inter, in order to bring down the people in depression and thus avoid the formation popular revolts.
* Silvio Berlusconi was entirely well and had tried to buy the company.
* An old document of 1300 states that Inter has also won the Champions League, but we have no other information about it, except that the author of the document would be a Fred Flintstone ...
* When asked "Where you've never been?" Inter fans are used to answer "in B!" because it seems that the A has been implanted in their "DNA" at the time of creation (March 9, 1908), although in 1922 they donated it to him salvation "on board" after closing the last place in their group (blessed are the the past when you save a table!). The first tiebreaker, with the Sport Italy Milan won 2-0 in the table because the company had failed (in fact the two leagues had been completed by three and a half months).
* The first title, that of 1910, was the epitome of "fairness." Indeed, it was won against the boys of eleven years of Blackburn Rovers in the playoff on April 24, ended 3.10 (note the three networks of eleven). On that day the owners of Vercelli had engaged in military tournaments and had asked for a postponement of the date that the fully declined. Thus, in response to their great sportsmanship and fairness, the Blackburn Rovers in the field sent the team of eleven (reference, but this title was, therefore, of wood or cardboard?). * Inter and
was, among other things, denied in 1933 the joy of winning a vicious Mitropa Cup players from Austria Vienna (2-1 to Inter Milan, 1-3 in Vienna).
* Also in the squadron Mitropa Inter managed to lose 9-0 by Slavia Prague in 1938 (match played in the capital, czech). This record of goals conceded in a meeting of UEFA club no longer beat the Italian team and are already past seventy years.
* International Evidence that the name is wrong is in the numbers. The team in 100 years has won seven trophies in Europe and worldwide (2 Champions Cups, 3 Uefa Cups, 2 Intercontinental Cups), four in the biennium 1964-1965 (cups present attendees of that period have the form different from today and even though Inter are trying to find a scientific explanation for the images of that period are always reproduced in a black and white) and three in the nineties of the last century (1991, 1994, 1998).
* In the 1993-94 season the team was saved with a punticino ahead of Piacenza, that the "correctness" by the Football Association was forced to anticipate the last match of two days.
* After the Scudetto 2005-2006 Moratti has asked FIFA badges that are credited to the '15-'18, as justice would be done against Austria-Hungary who made us go to war, so that no all ' Inter's win honestly (in fact in that time have lost all leagues war played, according to them because the other three won by AC Milan and one from wood, but we know that their fairness, honesty and cleanliness is in their DNA).
* Apparently Ferruccio Mazzola, Sandro's brother and son of Valentine, he wanted to throw mud on the victories of Inter and Moratti I Herrera revenge for the limited use by the Wizard of pills (in coffee).
* To arouse people's nostalgia for the Nerazzurri, who are ready to pay homage to these myths, just remember to type the formation of the "great" Inter Sarti, Burgnich, Facchetti, Bedin / Tagnin, Guarneri, Picchi, Jair, Mazzola, Milani / peir, Suarez, Corso. But, you know, time passes, the older myths, someone (unfortunately) is deceased and the glory of the past (remote) is increasingly distant from reality today.
* This is not true that Inter are a bad team that does not mark: his attackers are simply dazzled by the beauty dall'accecante Massimo Moratti.
* If the peer had to play only with the Italian players had to form 1-1-1: Toldo in goal, in defense of mattresses, in midfield and in attack bolzoni Balotelli.Quest 'last Moratti is the son of a Ghanaian and fucking ... To avoid nasty rumors Moratti has burnt ... So Balotelli has Italian nationality ...
* Chef Tony is an avid fan of Inter
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